Chili's...baby back ribs (barbeque sauce). Even though we went to Chili's. Because they were out. of. ribs.
They sold out. Of ribs.
Which they might have told me when I ordered them (over the phone, we were getting take out). Instead, we arrived at Chili's, and I could not have ribs (because they were out of them). Um. They had, however, cooked Reuben's food, which was sitting around. Getting cold. And would continue to get cold while they cooked whatever I chose for a substitute (because they were out of ribs). No worries, though, seemingly they refried his chicken while my salmon was cooking. Mmmm, refried chicken.
Did I mention they were out of ribs?