My most recent fortune-cookie fortune:
Yes, the Chinese are threatening me with cancer if I don't eat enough carrots. Or cheerfully (note the smilies flanking the fortune) predicting that if I do eat enough carrots, I *may* be safe from cancer. Or else omfg that's the worst fortune I've ever seen. Maybe I should play the lotto numbers on the back though.
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Steph
7/29/2005 at 9:52 PM (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Oooh, good luck with eating a carrot a day! If I got a fortune-cookie telling me to
eat a carrot a day, that'd be the last fortune-cookie I read!