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	<title>Idle Analytics&#187; Jessica</title>
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	<description>Semi-scientific thoughts, explanations, and musings on the world</description>
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		<title>Being Nice is Stupid: A Lesson Learned from My Cat</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2009/02/09/being-nice-is-stupid-a-lesson-learned-from-my-cat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cat is the nicest cat in the world (I'm sorry, she just is -- I will not believe any cat is nicer than my cat). She looooves people, and she is very, very, very good with children. She'll let them pet her for as long as they're interested, even though child-petting is rather similar &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2009/02/09/being-nice-is-stupid-a-lesson-learned-from-my-cat/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Upgrade</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2009/02/03/upgrade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Updated the blog to WordPress 2.7. Nice features, like widgetized sidebar (not that that was built in to this ancient theme we use, but it was easy enough to modify it to enable widgets) and dashboard ui improvements. I don't know if the site works any better for you, the reader, but then again I'm &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2009/02/03/upgrade/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Products</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/09/29/products/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 15:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And now for something completely different... Things I put on my face in the morning that I love (in order): Philosophy Purity Made Simple (ok I rinse this off immediately 'cause it's cleanser, but still) Philosophy Hope in a Tube, under my eyes. Reduces dark circles and puffiness and little lines that only I can &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/09/29/products/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Drives me crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/06/02/drives-me-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 01:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have eczema. It itches like mad right now. I am fighting with every ounce of self control I possess not to be furiously scratching at the backs of my hands. This sucks. Last night I woke myself up scratching my hand. Did I mention that eczema is extremely attractive? No? That's because it's not. &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/06/02/drives-me-crazy/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Not very much fun at all</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/09/not-very-much-fun-at-all/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/09/not-very-much-fun-at-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 17:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.idleanalytics.com/index.php/?p=210</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I work in the webby world, and a lot of what I do is move sites from one format to another. What I have before me at this moment is a very, very, very large site. Bonus: it's fairly well-structured, with named divs and such. Now, &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/09/not-very-much-fun-at-all/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sad</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/07/sad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 15:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my African Violet gave up the ghost. I wasn't altogether surprised, as it had been ailing for awhile, but I didn't exactly expect it to sort of just fall apart when I was poking at it this morning, attempting to remove dead leaves. Instead of dead leaves I kinda pulled the whole top off, &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/07/sad/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Now that&#039;s just mean (&quot;jason castro sucks&quot;)</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/02/now-thats-just-mean/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/02/now-thats-just-mean/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 15:33:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boring]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone got here with the query "jason castro sucks" the other day. Now, I have a couple of questions. First of all, why use a search engine other than Google? You'll find much more relevant results about how much Jason Castro sucks using Google. I actually kind of root for him, in a weird way, &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/05/02/now-thats-just-mean/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft Word is not a good tool</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/25/microsoft-word-is-not-a-good-tool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/25/microsoft-word-is-not-a-good-tool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Boring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Computing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.idleanalytics.com/index.php/2008/04/25/microsoft-word-is-not-a-good-tool/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[...but it's a better tool than most people are capable of effectively using, apparently. I bet if I asked anyone in an administrative (aka "secretarial") position what his or, more likely, her proficiency level in Word was, he or she would doubtless say "expert." This despite the fact that I have just about never seen &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/25/microsoft-word-is-not-a-good-tool/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>My feelings about American Idol</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/23/my-feelings-about-american-idol/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/23/my-feelings-about-american-idol/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because I know you all were desperate to know. David Cook should win. David Archuleta should die in a fire. I'm not particularly invested in what order the other contestants get voted off, though I like Brooke, although I suspect I wouldn't if I knew more about her position on various issues -- does she &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2008/04/23/my-feelings-about-american-idol/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Post Mortem</title>
		<link>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2007/12/29/post-mortem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.idleanalytics.com/2007/12/29/post-mortem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems like I ought to write about Christmas, or someone should, and at the moment I'm doing it. The question, though, is what one ought to write--I could write about what I got, which is boring enough to anyone but me (although I highly recommend the Coffee Bean &#038; Tea Leaf fat-free no-sugar-added powder, &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.idleanalytics.com/2007/12/29/post-mortem/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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